Wanna be my Vixen and let me ride you? I wonder, what does the #9 smell like? What do ya know, Ive got six (6) years on here now. The way to never have a hangover is to never stop drinking! The shortest Fairy Tale ever, "Once upon a time",....then end. Here I go again, where I don't know but if I arrive before I get there, tell me to wait! Wow!, I've been on FUBAR for 5 years now, I feel special Sticks n stones may break bones but whips n chains excite me I would like to write love letters on your thighs with my tongue TGIF = Tongue Goes In First Impotence is nature's way of saying, "no hard feelings." I wonder how long I've been a member here, I can't recall. Seems like 4 or 5 years now, does anyone know? been single for a little over a week now, any females wanna teach me how to date again? Three days and counting and I will be 100% totally single and on the hunt. What is wrong with partying naked, getting drunk n' high and having copious amounts of sex til' three in the morning? my ex wished that I would die a slow and painful death when I moved out.
Why was she asking me to stay? Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talents. I would sit around licking my eyebrows but I am afraid my tongue would freeze. |
