I should stop drinking but I'm gonna miss it so much that I'll have to drink to forget that I stopped !!!

Computer must be female: because even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference..lol

if u love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't , they never were.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.:)

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Happy Monday

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Happy Thursday !

When your conscious becomes unconscious, you are drunk. When your unconscious becomes conscious, you are stoned :) Happy Wednesday !

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk. Happy Tuesday !

The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. happy Monday

Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you just take the girl's clothes off.

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. happy Saturday !

A man only learn in 2 ways. 1 is by reading and other by association with smarter people. happy friday

Please check out Tiger Woods x-mas card :)

stand behind Tiger Woods...OR NOT ! what u guys think :)

Only those who are asleep make no Mistake ! happy wednesday

people will forget what u did , people will forget what u said, but people will NEVER forget how u make them feel :)

Make me immortal with a kiss.

growing old is not an option but growing up is an option :)