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Phone sex operators love it when a stutterer calls
May 28, 2012comment
Excuse me does this smell like chloroform
May 14, 2012comment
Too tired to care and I gotta go
Mar 23, 2012comment
If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.
Feb 21, 2012comment
Phone sex operators love it when a stutterer calls
Oct 13, 2011comment
You don't need to bother. I don't need to be.
Sep 23, 2011comment
IF YOU'RE NOT SCARED! PUT THIS ON YOUR STATUS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU! (1) Crazy. (2) I'd marry you. (3) I want to date you. (4) Sarcastic. (5) I miss you. (6) I'd kiss you.(7) Beautiful. (8) Smart. (9) Imaginative. (10) Random. (11) Jerk. (12) Funny!
Sep 22, 2011comment
You're momma didn't drop you as a baby; she dribbled you across the floor.
Sep 22, 2011comment
Guy looked at me and said "damn you're awful brave". I responded with "no I just really hate fucking life".
Sep 21, 2011comment
What do I have to do to make you want me? What do I have to do to make you understand? What do I have to do to make you love me? But, if I can't make you love me Just tell me what do I have to do? To forget about you...
Sep 20, 2011comment
Sorry, I left my english to idiot dictionary at home.
Sep 15, 2011comment
My penis has been stricken with rigor mortis.
Sep 13, 2011comment
Some people give such mixed signals its a good thing they aren't air traffic controllers
Sep 12, 2011comment
Help me out. I only need 22 new fans to level
Sep 12, 2011comment
Some people give such mixed signals its a good thing they aren't air traffic controllers.
Sep 12, 2011comment
Things that suck....vacuum cleaners, black holes, and my life.
Sep 12, 2011comment
Who wants to play hide the salami
Sep 10, 2011comment
"Be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ forgave you." Ephesians 4:32
Sep 7, 2011comment
Going to Chicago this weekend for beer food and more beer.
Sep 5, 2011comment
Phone sex operators love it when a stutterer calls
Aug 31, 2011comment
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