Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.

go hit her like botton!!http://fubar.com/2118149 honey6419

All my points are going to my friend Jesse my #3 family. Happy Birthday brother!!

If I had a voice like Morgan Freeman, I would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives.

Have you notice how the "&" symbol looks like a stick person scooting its butt across the floor?

Happy new year!!!!!!

need newbie drinks!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!

HELP need newbie drinks!!!

happy new year!!

Merry Christmas

Feels like running through McDonald's naked yelling "I'm the other white meat"

Alright, here's the plan: If we get caught we DO NOT speak English!

What's the point of wearing your favourite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?lmao!!

On my tombstone I want it to say: 'I didn't forward the e-mail message to 15 friends'٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶

Woke up hungover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn at 8 am. Well he'll just have to mow around me today, I ain't moving!

Not only did I do it, but I did it with a smile

Quote of the day; It's mine.. I licked it.

What's the point of wearing your favourite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

bin gone to long!!!:)