Completely forgot about this site. Wow, it's been 5 years?

Well i need to level up more to add more pics :) whos gonna help me? ;)

man.. when i get the time i gotta update some photos lol... wow

Cah... I havent been on here in forever lol

Not sure wether you're coming or going? Simple tip... If it's white, you're coming and if it's yellow, you're going..

is gonna make you an offer you cant refuse... Wanna cookie?

Has got a sore throat, and no i don t need any men offering me there protein enriched medicine as a mouth wash, thank you.

I am an Alien. I have transformed into your computer. As you are reading this I'm having sex with your finger, I know you like it 'cos your smiling.

fuck yes the best owner :p

Who wants to own me.. I go from like 200,000 or so to 11,200...wtf :(

In a recent survey on why men liked blow jobs: Single Men - liked the feeling Divorced men - liked the excitement Married Men - liked the peace and quiet

5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette

GO JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wants a portable lava pit.. so i can push stupid in it.

rawr..... im a taco :p

has just found out that dwarfs cannot use tampons because they trip over the string

See someone yawn and u yawn! Think about yawning and u yawn!! Read about yawning and ... Have i made u yawn??

Just had her anti bullshit vaccination from the Doc, that should keep the bastards away for another year ! ;)

I must be wishing on someone else's star because someone else always gets what I wished for.

is gonna make you an offer you cant refuse... Wanna cookie?