Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless you're in prison.

"Every man has a Devil. And he can never rest until he finds him." ~Crow

Murder to the left. Murder to the right. Hello. Goodbye. Die Die Die. Murder to the left. Murder to the right. Hoooray for homicide.

I would rather smack a piņata filled with sh*t than go down on a Kardashian.

If you told me 100% of serial killers were "morning people" I'd believe you.

Just left my friends club. Just to let you know. Glitter on a woman's cleavage is proof positive she's been titty-f*cked by a unicorn.

No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.

Your selective judgements, and good guy badges, don't mean a f*ck to me.

Hope everyone is having a great week. :)

Can yall make me some salutes, please. :)

Thank you. Hope everyone had a beautiful Holiday. OX

Love is like water: We can fall in it. We can drown in it. And we can’t live with out it. ~Crow

I'll wrap my wings around your heart, and send the bad times running scared.

They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven’t been in my arms.

Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?

I wrap my wings around your heart. And with a kiss. I wisper, "checkmate."

What you see depends on what you're looking for.

My new outlook is love. Mean people show their true colors in time. I have no more room or time for mean people.

I'll wrap my wings around your heart, and send the bad one's down.

Hope yall had a great week, and a greater weekend. Much love.