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hemi all out's Status
just call me fred flistone cus i will make ur bed rock and ur house and the neighbors house lmao
Jun 15, 2011comment
thank ya'll 4 al the drinks and shit but i know that iv got the looks that r only good when uv bn drinkin but thanks any how
Feb 20, 2011comment
WTF...........................OVER
Feb 1, 2011comment
whats the deal with the green eyed girls likin me???
Jan 17, 2011comment
if any1 wants me u can cal me or txt me at 9403378590 and 2 all the sexy gals expect 2 get ur butts rubbed on :@
Dec 24, 2010comment
a question 4 the ladies. have u ever bn bent over a couch arm and slam f'd till ur eyes topped out? if not. ya wanna b?? lmao
Nov 12, 2010comment
im here now ladies COME GET SOME HEMI lmao
Oct 22, 2010comment
sexy hot women everywhere and non 4 me how sad :(
Oct 19, 2010comment
is it a bad thing 2 b cold dead and hallow inside???? If it is boy something hae 2 change in my life 2 fill thaw and give my inside CPR
Oct 11, 2010comment
ok now its eally gettin bad when i was married i smacked the monkey and got as good as swappin hands and gainin a stroke and now i can do that and gain 10 extra strokes aint that messed up?
Sep 10, 2010comment
1st reason i gave up is iv got way 2 many physical flaws 4 a woman 2 want me and 2 many emotional flaws 4 a woman 2 have me
Sep 7, 2010comment
im done i give the f up im through i most likely wont b back
Sep 2, 2010comment
ok its mornin now and im in dier need of a gal 2 SIT ON MY FACE lol
Aug 20, 2010comment
i m burying my face n2 childofeden's very wet sweet spots and then after her screamin and convulations r over ill let her rest 4 a few mins and start all over on her again lmao
Aug 18, 2010comment
y try 2 get 2 know some1 online or off it jus turns around and bites u in hte ass! im reall some1 tells u they like u and want 2 bad and then stops talkin 2 or wanting 2 come see u everyday is there something wrong wif me? do i really lok that discusting?
Aug 16, 2010comment
there is no relief 4 the sexually deprived like me i guess survive and make do
Aug 9, 2010comment
want me 2 change my stat huh? well y change anything cus im still single and its all cus most ppl r superficial and dont wanna try 2 even get 2 know a person on the in side judgin books by the cover is not how it should b but it is how its goin 2 b......
Jun 23, 2010comment
y is it im rolled up in so much drama and at the root of it 4 some reason its not me makin me its som1 else sayn i did and thats everywhere i go on or off line
May 20, 2010comment
sry yall i wasnt in the best of moods lastnite and im not feelin much btr 2 day im not depressed if thats what ur thinkin i dont get depressed i jus have 2 moods fun lovin joke funny man and pissed i mite feel btr and i mite not dont know yet but yall r gr
May 17, 2010comment
hemicam in six strings yall
May 14, 2010comment
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