I've finally become one of those assholes who's relationship is "complicated."

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

Happy Mother's Day to the mothers, and a thanks to the mother fuckers that keep them satisfied. :)

Baby, it may be Earth Day, but I haven't forgotten about Uranus.

Probably a bad sign that work has me stressed out on my days off

If you think that more than a mouthful is wasted, you clearly lack imagination and creativity.

Enjoying a pretty nice afternoon before I hunker down before the snow buries us all again

Weekend is approaching!

Attack of the fake profiles: In the last 6 hours, I've been checked out by 4 of the hottest 20 yr old women noobs on Fubar. One added me as a friend and liked my pics so much she wants me to text her. BS

My Valentine just cooked me a nice dinner and followed it up with some wine and a handjob. Too bad I'm my own Valentine.

Happy arrow through a human heart shot by a flying baby day!

They say patience is a virtue. I say, "Ain't nobody got time for that."

Going out for my birthday beers tonight!

I guess there was a mix up. I did not ask for a "snow" job for my birthday.

What the hell? It's my birthday again :)

Not ready for this snow

Sometimes I like to try new things to see what else I can fail at.

I give up.

Let's get ready to (Royal) Rumble!

Ready for a balmy 20 degree weekend.