Here's a tip fella, don't send a lady a friend request and mock her favorite team in it.

Happy New Year! Don't be a dick!

Finally! I am a DEMON!!! Thanks to everyone that helped make it happen :)

Still looking for the ever elusive last n00b drink. Thanks to XxLilwolfFM2HummytarfxX for helping to get the word out I need help.

Seriously Fubar?!? I received 4 drinks from n00bs in the past day and you still say I need 1 more?! I am just about ready to give up on this website. Thank you to those who have tried to help me level. Apparently Fubar does not want me to :(

This is getting VERY frustrating. Thank you to all the n00bs who bought me drinks that Fubar did not give me credit for. Unfortunately they can not be "send a round" drinks so I STILL need one more drink.

Still looking for one last drink from a green n00b. Please send one if you haven't already. Thanks!

Just need one more drink from a n00b and it has to be someone who has not bought me a drink before. Thank you to everyone who has helped so far and Happy St Patrick's Day!

Just three more drinks from n00bs to level. Please help a girl out :)

Just need 4 more drinks from n00bs to level. Please help if you can! I will shower you with love when I get home from work.

Seems Fubar is being an ass and now says I have to get the 10 drinks from n00bs in one day. So starting at midnight FuTime could some greenies please send me some drinks so I can level? Thanks.

I need a few more n00bs to by me drinks to level up. Please help if you can. All love will be returned.

I need 7 more newbies to send me a drink. If you just joined and I sent you one, please return the favor. Thanks! :)

76 days until Opening Day! Let's Go Mets!!!!

Happy New Year! Don't drink and drive. Call Tipsy Tow for a free ride home for you and your car! (US only) 1-800-222-4357

So what is everyone getting me for Christmas?

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends. To everyone else, Happy Thursday!

We survived Sandy!

Getting ready for Sandy!

So.... what new everyone?