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It's been a long time Fubar!
Jun 13, 2021comment
Come get this drunk love on a Friday night!
Apr 19, 2019comment
It's my special holiday of the year called White Trash Weekend!!! Gonna party all weekend long baby!!!!!
Apr 5, 2019comment
With_Death_Unites_Us
Apr 4, 2019comment
No faith to be kept in trash
Mar 31, 2019comment
Turn the lights off, Turn the lights off, Your daddy better lock up his girls!
Mar 29, 2019comment
Give me the strength to be widowed now that the honeymoon's over.
Mar 2, 2019comment
Oh you know it gets hard, it just gets so hard going limp in your arms.
Mar 1, 2019comment
Girl you know I'm no good, you know I'm no good at court ordered goodbyes.
Feb 28, 2019comment
A Perfect Circle concert next Friday!
Oct 26, 2018comment
Where to begin eludes me, without you to remind me.
Oct 12, 2018comment
Hope everyone had a great weekend! Back to work tonight for me. :(
Sep 30, 2018comment
Hope everyone is safe this weekend. Whether you're getting your drink or smoke on be sure to be responsible.
Aug 25, 2018comment
Another year older and I'm not a damn bit wiser.
Jul 30, 2018comment
Can barely walk today yay!
Mar 22, 2018comment
WOOO 50 baby!!!!!!
Mar 4, 2018comment
Dust devil swept you away Whirling playful dancing What's left of you is Ash and urn and this silent Horizon
Feb 18, 2018comment
Goddamn I love you!
Jan 25, 2018comment
Like a good wine, I'm getting finer with age. X-D
Sep 22, 2017comment
7 years on here is awesome! Here's to 7 more.
May 19, 2017comment
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