What up FU land? Same ole same ole?

Spending real money on fake shit for popularity still blows my mind. Remember when FU was about meeting new people lol?

Good mourning fuckers....

Hey.....if you can read this you are on FU

All this rain is destined to turn into fucking snow....I feel it in me bones

It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name.

Wanting to polish a pony sounds highly suspect

Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.

Glad I'm too broke for cyber Monday

Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don't want to know."

I can't believe it....the numbers on a toaster are actually minutes and not different levels ofof toastyness.

No one chats on here no more? Hmmmmm

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days

Bored..

Holy shit...Florence Henderson died? I shall never use Crisco again...

WTF almost everyone is gone from here.

Nice to see some things never change around here bahahahahaha

Fuck haven't been here I awhile what's up

Got my ticket to see Father Zakk...SDMF/GIFD

Accidently shut off comments...you can leave them now :)