That man may dream...

"Define 'irony': a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (private messages only). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch, I'm impossible to offend so let's have it, and who knows if your first is good...

You know you've watched too much porn when you catch yourself wondering where she got that outfit.

Go figure...I'm a chick! Not like it'd say that on my profile somewhere.

Bear found a new friend. And if I ever catch the asshole who cut off her ears I'm gonna return the favor.

Puppy died. Be around when I feel better.

If there is a god, He can bite my ass

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (private messages only). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch, I'm impossible to offend so let's have it, and who knows if your first is good...

Thanks to everyone who helped me level! (h)

One more bomb and i can level! Can I get a little more help? Lots of thanks to those who have

One more bomb and i can Level. Come on can i get a little more help? Thanks to all of those who have!

Gotta get bombed to level! Help a gal out?

I need 5 bombs to level! Can I get some help?

5 bombs to level! Can I get some help?

Children with special needs aren't sick, gross or stupid and their handicap isn't contagious. They want what we all want..to be accepted and loved.

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (private messages only). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch, I'm impossible to offend so let's have it, and who knows if your first is good...

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (private messages only). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch, I'm impossible to offend so let's have it, and who knows if your first is good...

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question (private messages only). Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch, I'm impossible to offend so let's have it, and who knows if your first is good...