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JP's Status
Wow, a lot has changed since I was last on here...it's been like 2 years.
Aug 15, 2014comment
Needin new fans to level up.
Oct 8, 2011comment
After 4 years on the market, my house is going to finally sell!!! Time to celebrate
Sep 1, 2011comment
break time is over, back to packing and moving.
Apr 4, 2011comment
Break this bittersweet spell on me; lost in the arms of destiny.
Mar 30, 2011comment
Happy humping day everyone!!!
Mar 30, 2011comment
up since 3:30am what a long f'ing day!
Mar 28, 2011comment
A little Bird told me that I was taking hallucinogenic drugs.    
Mar 27, 2011comment
You'll never guess who I bumped into in the pub last night? Everybody..........I was fucked.
Mar 26, 2011comment
On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, how high are you?
Mar 19, 2011comment
I've just seen a filthy picture of a compass. Definitely NSEW.
Jan 26, 2011comment
I just bumped into a really good looking Asian girl. Her name was asif.
Mar 16, 2010comment
Word of advice when at a job interview "A hip flask and some snacks" is not a good answer to the question "what will you bring to this job?"
Mar 11, 2010comment
Are you kidding me? Just had my ride towed!
Feb 13, 2010comment
I have yet to see any Taliban troops deployed to Haiti to help with the aid effort. Shame on you Islam!
Jan 18, 2010comment
Can't believe the Viks just ruined their perfect season!
Oct 25, 2009comment
bored out of my mind!
Aug 19, 2009comment
Is finally back!
Aug 16, 2009comment
oh so bored!
Aug 8, 2009comment
oh what a boring Tuesday night!
Jul 28, 2009comment
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