Wow, a lot has changed since I was last on here...it's been like 2 years.

Needin new fans to level up.

After 4 years on the market, my house is going to finally sell!!! Time to celebrate

break time is over, back to packing and moving.

Break this bittersweet spell on me; lost in the arms of destiny.

Happy humping day everyone!!!

up since 3:30am what a long f'ing day!

A little Bird told me that I was taking hallucinogenic drugs.    

You'll never guess who I bumped into in the pub last night? Everybody..........I was fucked.

On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, how high are you?

I've just seen a filthy picture of a compass. Definitely NSEW.

I just bumped into a really good looking Asian girl. Her name was asif.

Word of advice when at a job interview "A hip flask and some snacks" is not a good answer to the question "what will you bring to this job?"

Are you kidding me? Just had my ride towed!

I have yet to see any Taliban troops deployed to Haiti to help with the aid effort. Shame on you Islam!

Can't believe the Viks just ruined their perfect season!

bored out of my mind!

Is finally back!

oh so bored!

oh what a boring Tuesday night!