~ SINGING TO MY BUDLIGHT~ IF LOVING U IS WRONG I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT...HAAAAA

~ Dear Santa...My sister is the naughty one...TRUST ME :)

~ God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well.. we all make mistakes... :)

~Is not playing well with others today..approach with caution~

~A MAN'S POEM~ I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and i don't give a shit.

(Hi babe. what ya doin?) (nothing much. 'em im really tired.Just going to sleep babe and u?) (In the club standing behind u) LMAO :=)

~I like to throw up random gang signs to Wal-Mart greeters~ LMAO~

~A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer." ...LMAO

~WHOOT~ Friends starting to show up time to get my drink on..Have a good Friday fu's~

~IM READY FOR MY PACKERS BABY~

~Sometimes you just have to high five people in the face. you just have to :-)

~Today Has Just Been Really Shitty~ :(

~Can I Get The Bubble Gum Bling ~Please..Please.. :-)

~My PACKERS kicked ass...42-32..yea baby~

~Mmmm nothing like my PACKERS and Budlight~

~OUT OF ORDER~ :)

~Whoot 98% slowly getting there..lol..~

~Whoot 96% slowly getting there..lol..~

need drinks please :)~

lmao..ok what happen to all my friends??