hears someone screaming for help...BRB gotta go reapply the duct tape.

Yes!!! I have hit 2011 with no hangover from last nights party!! Its gonna be a great year!!

For the record I hate the new layout. If I wanted Facebook I would be on Facebook! I want to be on Fubar!

Word of the day ASSTARD need I say more!?

I see you driving 'round town With the girl i love and i'm like, Fuck you! Oo, oo, ooo I guess the change in my pocket Wasn't enough i'm like, Fuck you! And fuck her too! I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't th

3.7 gigs to go!

I've turned to the Dork side...May the weird be with me!

Can't find a decent status update so I will just leave it at...Blah

~ Destiny may decide who touches your Life ~ Your heart may decide who touches your Soul ~ But...Tequila decides who touches your body~

AMISH VIRUS: You've just received an Amish Virus. Since we don't have electricity or computers, you're on the honor system. Please delete your files. Thank thee

When all else fails, and two by four and duct tape will solve the problem.

Today I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days spent alive. I'm going for a new personal best tomorrow.

someday if you feel very sad, if you feel life is impossible, just call me, ill hold your hand, take you for a walk on a bridge an show you where to jump off

Ok, if I sound that stupid when I talk I swear I will never speak again. Now if these dumb girls will shut the fuck up I'll be happy.

The shower is calling my name. I'm coming shower...

I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember...

Wow!

screw the box! i think outside the straight-jacket ;)

is tired, exhausted, sleepy & in need of a hug, a holiday & a doctor's visit with Dr. Jack Daniels!!

Yeah so that was a waste of a perfectly good Friday night. Oh well live and learn.