Back for a bit!

I have the sexiest owner on here. Just sayin...

I loved being your Poison!

Lots of love to my Fu-Owner! Muah!

I would like to announce that i just now threw away my Thanksgiving leftovers!!! I'm almost impressed with myself...

Only for my master, Jason

so outta curiosity who has the best porn sites for me?

too late got em all

I will put you in my fam if your a noobie that buys me a drink!

well that was short lived lol

I love my owner and I will one day fulfill his every wish!

I love my owner and fulfill his every wish! Happy?

Ya know your too drunk to drive when ya swerve to avoid a tree and then realize it was the fucking air freshener hanging from your mirror. LOL

i don't wear underwear so when ya all ask me what i am wearing i have one less item of clothing to list off to you

The average person has 1000 wishes. A Soldier has but one, to come home safe. I know 97% of you won't post this as your status, but the 3% that do are my friends. In honor of someone that died or is fighting for your freedom, please post

Yeah, I finally had one.... and it was her birthday

I love my military boys!

dont get mad at me if i disappear

Few more bombs and I will level yeah!

I cant stand it when ya ask me what I'm wearing lol