"typing ok not want to work it wants to work it wants to be able to dildo" -Bigmoney5150

For those that don't know...I am a grandma now :D

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff :p :P ;p ;P

I give up.

I'm going to hell.....but at least I'll be in good company!

My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can tell, the year is 2013 A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this. I had a normal life once.

I swear, I must be the luckiest gal alive!

I'm getting his last name :)

....paint it black.....

Telling someone why you love them is like explaining what water tastes like...

*groovy*

...has her hands in the cookie jar....smiling like an alligator :D

I'm watching the radio but it's the television looking at me :D

:D

What's better than a man sending me flowers? My man picking them himself :D

Trying to keep up with my RL isn't leaving much time for fu. I'll be back to sending lovin's soon as I get settled :)

"Nothing worth having comes easy" [X]FALSE

Been such a great Valentine's Day

n need of movie suggestions...Warm Bodies sucked. How can they chick-flick a zombie movie?!?!

Smiling so much my cheeks hurt.....life is good