My ex girlfriends have a tendency of shaking the hand of my new girlfriend and saying "Congratulations, He's your problem now

some women come and go i keep em cuming

need to be drunk to level just putting that out there send me a drink if you can and thanks to all that already has

• Waist: 21 inches (54 cm) • Hips: 35 inches (90 cm) Sweet Jesus..

post on my page so i can like you everyday!

Shouldn't of come here, you changed your fate...

You can buy love only if you know where to shop.

oh no my rank is dropping someone help

I vote everyone should be naked at all times

today i become a friend whore add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just took my optical virginity...

i get get get it and di di didnt

mmm good morning bacon

out of towels laundry day, gotta use a washcloth hard to cover up that way

how much time do i have left?

all these drinks and no messages im sad :(

how much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck woke up with morning wood

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

bad breath in the morning makes sleeping less sexy

If you can cry and look in the mirror at the same time, congratulations you're an actor!