How you make others feel about themselves, says a lot about you.

It's my birthday.....I'm old. :(

Guess who is going to London!? This girl!

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a red or pink one.

I wanted to throat punch you via text but there is no app for that. I looked. Twice.

I'm only counting on your cancellation when I should be counting on you at my door.

:(

I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping.

If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe.

Would you like some sun? Cause you're shady as fuck.

Excuse me,but I'm really attracted to you and according to Newton's laws of gravitation, you're attracted to me too.

You're not acting like the person Mr. Rogers knew you could be.

Classy, Sassy, and a bit smart assy.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome.

I like british accents...Just thought you should know

hmm..

Wow, I have not been on this site in like a year or so...