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Reclusive Bastard Mode Activated.

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Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse! ... but it comes with a free frogurt!

"take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"

I'm not lazy, I'm conserving energy. For the environment and such. Happy to do my part! #NapsForThePlanet

- searching database for fucks to give, please wait... - ... ... - system error, no fucks found! -

Fight world hunger, eat your neighbors!

".. no alarms and no surprises.. "

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” - Edgar Allan Poe

Apparently people get angry if you call it Patty instead of Paddy, so I'll just say.. Happy Irish Four Leaf Clover Leprechaun Riding A Rainbow Shooting Out A Unicorns Ass To A Pot Filled With Gold Piles of Magical Midget Shit... Day.

“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” - Edgar Allan Poe

Need a good free image hosting site so I can fix my profile skin! Damn you, photobucket!

Klaatu!! Barada!! Nnn.... - cough cough -

Good... Bad.. I'm the guy with the coffee.

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly.... perhaps she's fucking nuts.

Madness can slowly creep in. It can also bust in like the kool aid man screaming "Oh Yeah!".