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Teach's Status
I forgot to read the fine print... need big pimpin gifts worth at least 50,000 ... PLS HELP...
Nov 2, 2012comment
Please help... I need Big Pimpin' Gifts...
Nov 2, 2012comment
At first I thought I wanted to fuck you. Then, I realized fuck you!
Nov 2, 2012comment
Lay a Little Lovin' On Me...
May 10, 2011comment
"The biggest mistake people makein life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy" Malcolm Forbes
Apr 6, 2011comment
Took a break but now I'm back.... Howdy Folks!
Apr 5, 2011comment
The mistakes that you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance!
Feb 23, 2011comment
It's a Terror-ific Tuesday for some lovin'
Feb 22, 2011comment
The sun doesn't shine and the birds don't sing in my world right now :(
Feb 17, 2011comment
I'm up for grabs... I need a new owner...
Feb 16, 2011comment
Love is Louder
Feb 15, 2011comment
Happy (h) Day!
Feb 13, 2011comment
I'm celebrating ONE MONTH on fubar! Pour some lovin' on me & help make my day!
Feb 11, 2011comment
Thanks to all my fu friends & fans! I am now a Henchman!
Feb 10, 2011comment
Need the buzz meter at 50% to level...
Feb 10, 2011comment
I'm so close to levelling... I can taste it...
Feb 9, 2011comment
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football...
Feb 8, 2011comment
"When I'm away from you, I love how you love me...."
Feb 4, 2011comment
It's 2:22 on 02-02 Let's have a drink!
Feb 2, 2011comment
Unlimited 11s for everyone.... holy shmuck
Feb 2, 2011comment
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