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I really really don't like monkeys . They actually freak me out , all teeth and screaming . If I see one I'm gonna yeet it out of existence . Apologies in advance to monkey loving people but I warned you 😂🤣
Halloween soon ........ who's coming to my door for sweeties ...... I'm not in 🤣😂🤟❤️
Got me some Pope Juice , mixed with some Pope Music , Ima party by myself ........
My nightlight is gubbed so I'm literally just lying here , in the dark , waiting on 'it' touching my feet . I will scream the place down , this is not a threat.
Lets play! Word of the Day - Skulduggery-i. (noun) underhand, unscrupulous, or dishonest behavior or activities-A firm that investigates commercial skulduggery. So know you know 😊
It's going to bucket here soon , can feel the threat of thunder too , I love this weather type 😊
Haggis neeps n tatties for dinner tonight , what you all having ? Oh and dessert is a box of thorntons lol
This is going to sound so gay but how do I do thing's on here ?I have the attention span of a flea so I forget very easily , but if you type it here ..... see where I'm going with this ...... 😊
Show time . If you're here from the Uk , and you have no invite nor are you part of the entertainment , I will do a series of Photos with you for you're pleasure , bookings are being taken for around 12ish . Ask Eddie (with the man beard) for a Price guide .Keep it clean and we can have fun :) To send these out digital or by post , ask Eddie , he can fix everything . Have fun !!! xXx
I'm here in Edinburgh , it's ever so cold tonight , but I'm just about to enter Worlds End Pub!!! Let the fun commence :)
Away to Edinburgh tonight , beautiful place rich with age and wee tiny streets, can't wait!! . Anyway , lets play :) Word of the day - Germane-i. (adjective) relevant to a subject under consideration-The actress refused to respond to any queries, which were not germane to her latest movie. So now you know 😊
My boy ran into me this morn covered in blood ......... turns out , after half an hour of freaking out , he fell asleep on one of those ketchup packets and it exploded in his bed .... I'm dying!!! 😂
That's the night over , time to head home to wrap myself around a mug of hot chocolate with some warm brioche bread smothered in salted irish butter , jesus wept! I could greet just thinking about it 🙃 Night night 😴
Work in 4 hours ...... Loch Lomond tonight . Eerie place off the water , but the view is worth it . Anyway , Lets Play : Todays word - Palliate-i. (verb) make a disease or its symptoms less severe without removing the cause-Drugs to palliate the pain.-ii. (verb) disguise the seriousness of an offence-There is no way to excuse or palliate his dirty deed.-iii. (verb) to moderate the intensity of-Trying to palliate the boredom. So there , now you know 😊
I've came down with a not well and I feel like poop and smell like vicks and obas oil and lavender and my face is going to fall off ...... and my head is 16x the size and I can't feel my toes .Did someone just offer to tuck me in and give me head pats and tea ?! #dyingalonewithnohankies
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