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IrishTwist's Status
YOU JUST WOKE UP IN MY BED NAKED NEXT TO ME...using 3 words what would you say to me? If u comment you must post as your status so I can comment on yours. see what others say
Jan 19, 2012comment
he's gone away, can't live with another sin...
Jan 12, 2012comment
Everyone is whning that christmas here is going to be white this year.... FUCK YOU it's white every year time for change lol
Dec 22, 2011comment
lets have a conversation about sex using only body language ;)
Oct 31, 2011comment
Whats your biggest turn on?
Oct 16, 2011comment
The Darkness is fun 'cause ya have to FEEL your way around..
Oct 13, 2011comment
I Wanna_________ you! 1)fuck 2)love 3)like 4)kiss)lick 6)grab 7)hug 8)date 9)hold 10)Chill 11)be friends with 12) grow old with! I just want to see what I get!
Oct 12, 2011comment
bound together in the cool grass holding hands, on a hillside watching stars descend forever seems like just an empty promise we made so long ago.... but we were younger then
Oct 10, 2011comment
cant sleep...... someone help me???
Oct 8, 2011comment
Whats yor favorite word?
Oct 4, 2011comment
masterbation has lost all of it's fun.....
Sep 30, 2011comment
tired of sleeping alone...
Sep 29, 2011comment
6 months without a fucking shower... so sick of this tiny apartment with no fucking shower
Sep 17, 2011comment
it's fucking freezing... who is going to crawl under the blankets and be warm with me as i sleep?
Sep 15, 2011comment
when someone says "fuck you" what is your typical response? ;)
Sep 14, 2011comment
I thirst, I hunger.... where is my feast....
Sep 13, 2011comment
wish i had someone to use my morning problem on today lol....
Sep 11, 2011comment
Counting all the assholes in the room Well I´m definitely not alone, well I´m not alone You´re a lier, you´re a cheater, you´re fool Well that´s just like me yoohoo and I know you too Mr. Perfect don´t exist my little friend And I tell you it again, and I
Sep 8, 2011comment
me so horny....
Sep 8, 2011comment
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm sisco yes I'm ebert and you're getting two thumbs up.... night fu's
Sep 7, 2011comment
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