I am running a little experiment to see how the addition of photos alters someone's rating. I am at 0 now, which makes the experiment easier to gauge :)

I'm in a coffee shop, and a man in a suit and tie loudly talking to his employee just announced that a point was "mute." Oh, dear.

Is there really no fu-iced coffee on here? What am I supposed to send SaSSy? This needs fixing, stat.

I wonder why people say "liked and rated," when that information already comes up on my news feed thing. I also wonder if these are the same people who post animated messages to have a Freaky Friday and so forth.

I realize God loves those who give it a try, but if your screen name makes any reference to your manly unit? We're not gonna be chatting anytime soon.

There is something called a Fu Bible. That's ridiculous.

I only like it when SaSSy fowns me.

Neither the shark head nor the kitten in a hat are on my list of secret admirers. This game blows!

I have 31 secret admirers. I wonder if they are all just one bored dude?

My God, I make a great gazpacho.

Today I am going to see the Alexander McQueen exhibit at the Met in a 'restricted showing' (museum otherwise closed on Mondays.) Super excited, and telling myself they will notice if I try to steal any clothing :)

Hello, friends. I haven't seen you all in about a month. Wow! How's tricks?

Toronto airport, you suck.

In Toronto. Talk tomorrow. Still not written. This is shaping up to be a hot mess. Hah!

WHERE IS MY DAMN TIGER??

I am tripping my face off on Nyquil right now.

I'm in bed now with a little cold. To pass time I will now look at the backlog of 15 secret admirers I apparently have on here. Who wants to guess if the results will make me feel better or worse?

Where is that darn tiger I ordered?

I've been in Florida with SaSSy and family for days. Last night we had girls night, and yes it was super fun.

Hello, Ohio! Goodbye, Ohio!