The herbaceous pasture beyond the border is perpetually lush.

I thought I found my old coat, but I was wrong. I guess I was suffering from premature jacket elation.

sex is like a game of Euchre, if u don't have a good partner, u'd better gave a good hand

I'm gonna spam your inbox, twitter in your yahoo, & google all over your face.....book.

I'm not illiterate, I know who my parents are.

I fake all my orgasms.