snap into a slim jim

strange day starts...now

if any one needs me ill be watching netflix with your mom.

i have more than 50 friends. i need 50 rates. make it happen ladies.

i love my fu owner :)

sour milk, breakfast of champions..

it may be time to make a salute. who is with me?

heres the deal im the best there is. plain and simple. i wake up in the morning and i piss excellence

i love burning the fuck out of my mouth with hot pizza.

doesnt congress have better shit to do then censor the internet. fuckin lames

egg mcmuffin, your the egg mcmuffin of breakfast sandwhiches.

when in doubt, whip it out. :D

blang blang. :D

as seen on tv

hello dr.greenthumb, pagin dr.greenthumb.

keep the drinks coming people

trying to fill my buzz meter

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some haagen dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with

time to get my bake on.

im going on cam stop by and say high ;)