When you cry I cry. When you laugh I laugh. when you fall down the stairs, I laugh again. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts. WTG Lakers I got a flat tire... pulled over to change it. Stupid guy says, "Did your tire go flat?" I said " No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!" My mom says I'm insane.. I say its hereditary! ;) How does paper beat Rock?? Yeah, I'll go throw a rock at you and see what happens when you defend yourself with a piece of paper. God made your butt Crack up and down because if it were sideways when you went down a slide it would sound like this bufufufufufufufuublubufubufbufbufbuf He said: Why do you wear a bra, you don't have enough to put in it?
She fired back: you wear pants don't you? When we get older what are we going to tell our grand kids.. "When I was your age I sat on my ass all day and played on the computer! The future looks bright doesn't it? :D forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 100% chance of a great Saturday night and way too much drinking. Increasing chance of a hangover on Sunday x What do a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common? they cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you're screwed. I had a friend who took acid, now she thinks she's a fire truck, it's all good 'til she pisses on your lighter boy killed a butterfly and dad said"No butter for you."boy killed a honeybee and dad said"No honey for you."Mom killed a cockroach.Boy say to dad"now what?" is wondering if life is easier when you are totally insane? Because I am about half way there and I want to know if I need to speed up or slow down!!! Good Morning and thank you too all who said hi and wished me a Happy Mothers Day!! Happy Mothers Day to all moms and dads who are moms...I'm off to do the Mom thing...Have a great day...Muahhh woman helping her husband set up there PC when asked for a password the husband puts in penis the PC replies PASSWORD REJECTED NOT LONG ENOUGH women can fake an orgasm for a relationship,men can fake a relationship for a orgasm. I'm in one of those moods, u know the one that usually gets me in trouble ;) you can't be afraid of what people think...a well behaved woman never made history!...... How to impress a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with a 6 pack You're riding a horse full speed.. there's a giraffe beside you.. and you're being chased by a lion .. what do you do .. get your drunk ass off the carousel .. |