I lost faith in all of humanity, no one can be trusted

Me:HEADSHOT....HEADSHOT.......HEADSHOT!!!!!! Friend: Playing black ops again? Me: Yep Friend: Shooting your own teammates again? Me: Yep

About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like 'Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.'

job searching...sucks

Lose all my friends to a fucking vet who went bankrupt T_T

Laid Off

All drunk drivers are dangerous. We all know that. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. 'Dude make a left.' 'Those are trees... ' 'Trust me.'

I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like 'Huh? What the hell is this?', but if it's in a fruit basket you're like 'This is nice!

photograph by nickelback always gets me crying

I have turned into a fangirl D:

evil roommates

Love to all!!!

187 mph...nuff said

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wait for it...wait for it....378 hugs in 2 hrs :D I'm a beast..at giving hugs

"If America had a word...it would be fuck."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

What would happen if you walked through Sea World with a fishing pole?

WHAT THE FUCK IS COKE DOING IN MY DRINK?!?!?!?

No woman ever shot her man while he was doing dishes