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DixyMomma's Status
I need a stiff drink and a friend or is it a stiff friend and a good drink :)
Jan 30, 2014comment
Happy new year fu's miss ya yesterday spent the day celebrating my 29th bday! Had a Blast!
Jan 1, 2014comment
Merry Christmas!!!!
Dec 23, 2013comment
Ok so havent been on here in a looong time and i shit you not I was on for the first time about 1 min and a guy chats me and says hey wanna see my cock??? DUDE grow up and learn how to at least say hi first. nobody is in love with that cock as much as you!
Nov 22, 2013comment
Im back :p
Nov 15, 2013comment
I don't need fancy clothes or an expensive restaurant.. all i need is a good country guy, the moon, and a 4 wheel drive truck in the woods and ill be happy
Jul 15, 2012comment
I don't need fancy clothes or an expensive restaurant.. all i need is a good country guy, the moon, and a 4 wheel drive truck in the woods and ill be the happy
Jun 25, 2012comment
sticks and stones may break may bones but whips and chains excite me. So push me down and tie me up and show me that you like me!
Jun 20, 2012comment
A good girl with naughty thoughts is still a good girl. ;)
Jun 20, 2012comment
To the one who made my day u know who u are! Thank u soo much!~~~wet passionate kisses to you!
Jun 19, 2012comment
To impress a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, protect her, support her. How to impress a man: Show up naked with a beer.
Jun 17, 2012comment
After the week I've had, I need a good stiff drink and a friend... or is that a good stiff friend and a drink... hmmm ;)
Jun 15, 2012comment
Dont try to read my mind.....its dirty in there. :P
Jun 14, 2012comment
the difference between u and me hun.....Is i can put a smile on his face and still keep my pants on!
Jan 5, 2012comment
thinking of u, and the smile u put on my face!
Jan 3, 2012comment
Sooo i have a bday tomorrow and feeling kinda blue. Come show me some love... xoxox
Dec 30, 2011comment
I filled out an application today. One of the questions was to give an example of team work. I put down "gang bang." What? I thought it was a good answer.
Dec 1, 2011comment
sticks and stones may break may bones but whips and chains excite me. So push me down and tie me up and show me that you like me!
Nov 29, 2011comment
Not only did I do it, but I meant to do it. I'd do it again, and I did it with a smile. :)
Nov 23, 2011comment
i find it very funny to be able to see how some men think. so i can now clearly say with (sarcastic reverse psychology).awww its ok guys you will get it one day. lol
Nov 23, 2011comment
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