Ladies, the word of the day is "LEGS". Please help me spread the word!

Thanks to an increase in the cost of eating out the sexual position of "69" will now be called "96".

I could be wrong but I think he was pushed by a jilted one-night stand that he never called again. I mean just read his name carefully.... HUMP-TY DUMP-TY.

Did you know that you can tell by a woman's feet if she likes you? It's true. For example, if her feet are behind her ears ..... SHE LIKES YOU !!! ;)

Thanks to all who left me birthday wishes yesterday. It was very sweet of you. xoxoxo

Because, traditionally, you are supposed to kiss what is under the mistletoe. That's why I'm wearing a mistletoe belt, silly !!!

(YAWN !!!) ...It's been such a long day. Who wants to keep me up? ... hehehe

Since I really don't have any plans, mind if I swing by your place tonight?

OK, ladies ..... time for me to go shower (alone) and then go to bed (alone) .... Notice a disturbing trend here? ... LOL

Thanks for all the leveling help everyone !!!!

Need someone to Fu-Own me for a million Fu-Bucks so I can level? Anybody want me? ;)

BABY, MAKE IT HARD ...... to forget you by leaving more love !!!! ....hehehe

Looking for some of that Fubar love !!!!

Back from paradise ..... (heavy sigh)

Well, I was going to have a poolside cookout for all you Fu-ladies but I just got an invite to Martha's Vineyard for the holiday weekend. Darn the luck, huh? ;)

Okay, kids. I'm off to bed. See you there !!!! ;)

I'm having some work done in my apartment and I need a couch to crash on for a week. Any takers?

Questionable Compliments #17: "As soon as I saw you I had to reprimand my pants for pointing."

Backhanded Compliments No.# 17: Your teeth shine just like stars !!! Do they come out at night also?

I think it might be time for a new cell phone. The rotary dial just fell off of mine. :(