I think I've become a closet claustrophobic.

As a child, I was an imaginary playmate.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

If you aren't confused, you don't know what's going on.

Well, my days of not taking presidential election campaigns seriously are certainly coming to a middle....

The only real problem in life is what to do next.

I wonder if I'm who I'm going to be when I grow up yet?

I usually try to take life one day at a time, but lately, several days have attacked me at the same time so that strategy hasn't been working out so well.....

Three years. Still hasn't faded. Still doesn't feel real.

Its not enough to do your best: It really helps if you know what you are doing first.

It takes forty-three muscles to frown and seventeen to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Who are you? What do you want? Why are you here? Where are you Going? Who do you serve, and who do you trust?

No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up...

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move...."

If you have Seasonal Affective Disorder, you are SAD. If you have Bipolar Affective Disorder, you are BAD. I think I have Oppositional Defiant Disorder, which makes me... Oh, for crying out loud...

Some of us are programmed to think we are human.

Samuel Beckett once said: "Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness." On the other hand, he did have to actually SAY it.

Famous last words: "I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."

There are, in fact, good and evil twins, but an even greater range of moral choices is available to you as a triplet...

Code monkey think maybe partner wanna write goddamn order entry page herself....