"Don't go bacon my heart" "I couldn't if I fried"

Just got my net back. R/la please

Back from a successful week of mouse hunting. Had a wonderful time with DJ Minnie me

I'm leaving tomorrow for a fun filled week of mouse hunting, so I won't be on much

My mind is always in the gutter. But it has lots of friends it likes to play with there and I happen to like the view

We are in the process of moving, so I won't be on for a few days. Keep us in your prayers.

I rarely aske for bling, but I could sure use a Scotch right now! lol

I wonder if the inventor of the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it they will come"?

The secret of enjoying a good wine is to open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

I'd like to thank all my fu family and friends for all the birthday greetings yesterday

Just think. At this time 59 years and 9 months ago, I went to a party with my Dad and came home with my Mom.

If you're riding your donkey and someone knocks you off by throwing a rock, are you stoned off your ass?

to guys SBing the girls on this site is disgusting...this is not a pickup site..get it thru your heads!!!

‎"What makes a man is not the ability to concieve a child, But the courage to raise one" The only thing Obama said tonight that I agree with

Thanks for all the help the other day, though I didn't make my likes

I'm gonna try this again, only 533 to go. Keep sending the love

Time for me to hit the rack. Keep on hitting my RS and boomie so I can get my 5k likes. Only 792 to go.

1462 more likes to go. Keep on sharing the love

3rd RS going, getting close to the 5000 likes. Only 1900 to go

Got my 2nd RS running. Please keep all the love coming