I'd kiss you ladies -if I could!!

Fan me and I'll fan you back-if I can.

Growing old is mandatory-Growing up is optional!!

Drove to the gas station today and ask for $5.00 worth of gas- the clerk farted and gave me a receipt!!!

A push-up bra is like a bag of chips-you open it and the bag is half empty.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it!!

Somtimes I think I understand everything,then I regain consciousness.

I'm lost for words at this time so I'll do this (. )( .)-that should open some eyes maybe a new fad!!!lol

It amazes me how some of the ladies on fubar can squeeze themselves in to "under sized Garments"and make their body parts pop-out all over some are very attractive while others wanna make me puke!!!!!!!!!!!.........oh well what ever brings the points.

I'm a really a nice guy-until you piss me off!!! Then I'm like a buzz-saw hittin ya in the ass.

Drink for the effect-not the taste