I keep hearing about FAKE profiles on FU. The BOOBS look real to me.

I keep hearing about fake profiles on FU. The boobs look real to me.

My #1 Fu Friend and Crush has Tits to DIE FOR. This morning I got up and realized I will die before I can ever meet her and enjoy them.

Working at a Casino, these days It's like FUBAR in real life...it really is.

On St. Pat's Day in SF...you got a 50-50 Chance of being hit by a drunk.

Here come the Holidays, again. Do we gain love, gain happiness...or just gain WEIGHT ???

Does the Real Jesus shoot a kitten if you don't invite a friend to Church? Jeez.

Do people ever meet on Fubar? Great pics, awesome and captivating people...but does it ever get to Coffee???

What's this "Female - From the United States" shit? Grow some OVARIES and put your Home Town the Box like the rest of us.

It is possible to meet someone on Fu and then Meet them in the Real World? I'd love to hear of Someone that Experienced That...

What's on your mind?SuperBowl in 2 days, I even live near SF...and all I can think about is a Fu Lady's Boobs. I'm under a spell. ADDENDUM...Turns out the boobs satisfied me more...49ers caused me nothin' but pain.

SuperBowl in 2 days, I even live near SF...and all I can think about is a Fu Lady's Boobs. I'm under a spell.

One day I woke up and realized that a private message did not have to be about my privates.

Is the World still ending on Dec 21? It's a Mind-Screw on my Christmas Chi/Karma.

Out to do Christmas browsing...before the actual Shopping.

Ahhh...I love it when a lady grabs me and owns me without warning or permission. Lays down the bucks, WHOA. Makes me feel like an Italian Stallion on the Auction Block. So Cool.

When the Anteater dies...he is eaten by Ants. When a Shark dies...he is eaten by Fish. When a Bird dies...he is eaten by Worms.

Why can't I use my FuBucks to Pay Off my Credit Cards? Not Fair.

Not tonight, Hon....I have a Headache...

It's so cool when a sexy lady drops down 10 MILLION and freakin' OWNS you. Freedom is overrated.