🌊🐘🏈Alabama vs Ohio State! I hope we have a perfect season!

Football 🏈 Seasonnnnnn! Yasss!

Everyone goes through difficult things in life, but comedians are the ones who choose to laugh about it -Vanessa Bayer- -XoXo-

Everyone goes through difficult things in life, but comedians are the ones who choose to laugh about it -Vanessa Bayer- -XoXo-

LoL We all just walk around like it's fine that one of our hands is better at stuff than the other! WEIRD-you know it's true!

And I know she'll be the death of me, at least we'll both be numb And she'll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come But at least we'll both be beautiful and stay forever young This I know, yeah, this I know She told me, don't worry about it She told me, don't worry no more We both know we can't go without it She told me you'll never be in love...

Everything heals. Your body heals, Your Heart heals, Your Mind heals, and Wounds Heal. Your Soul repairs itself. Your Happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don't last forever ...

"...Take it or leave it Baby take it or leave it But I know you won't leave it 'Cause I know that you need it Unh, look in the mirror When I look in the mirror Baby I see it clearer Why you wanna be nearer I'm not surprised I sympathize, ah I can't deny Your appetite, ah You got a fetish for my love I push you out and you come right back Don't see a point in blaming you If I were you, I'd do me too..."

Bring me to life, I've been living a lie There's nothing inside, bring me to life Frozen inside without your touch Without your love, darling Only you are the life among the dead All this time, I can't believe I couldn't see Kept in the dark, but you were there in front of me I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems I've got to open my eyes to everything Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul Don't let me die here There must be something wrong, bring me to life

You used to captivate me by your resonating light Now, I'm bound by the life you left behind Your face it haunts my once pleasant dreams Your voice it chased away all the sanity in me These wounds won't seem to heal, this pain is just too real There's just too much that time cannot erase When you cried, I'd wipe away all of your tears When you'd scream, I'd fight away all of your fears And I held your hand through all of these years But you still have all of me I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone But though you're still with me, I've been alone all along

LOL @ Sam Rockwell on SNL tonight!! Funniest show I've seen without Vanessa!!!! Gotta love a Live show-and a host who drops the f-bomb! hhaha

You look like a movie You sound like a song My God, this reminds me Of when we were young Let me photograph you in this light In case it is the last time That we might be exactly like we were Before we realized We were sad of getting old It made us restless It was just like a movie It was just like a song-Adele-

R-R-R-Rolllllll Tiiiideeeee~~~~

Peace out 2017-You were a motherfucking DICK to me, 2018 has to be better! Happy New Year people! -XoXo-

Damn-I'm in my own version of heaven right now, cuddled up with my puppy, drinking hot coffee, while the snow is falling on Christmas WATCHING my FAVORITE season of Saturday Night Live! Merry Christmas!

Favorite movie EVER- Office Christmas Party-if you haven't seen it, you should!!!!!!!! funny as fuck!

Binge watching American Horror Story from the first season! yass! Addicted to this show with all these sexy people in it haha xoxo

Don't be a drag, just be a queen..

Ooh, ooh baby Touch me and i come alive I can feel you on my lips I can feel you deep inside Ooh, ooh baby In your arms I finally breathe Wrap me up in all your love That's the oxygen I need, yeah

I look into your sunset eyes Waiting for the moon to rise So I can feel your heat This love is so completely crazy You’ve been fucking with my dreams Ripped me like your torn up jeans I don’t even care You can take me there You can set my world ablaze ‘cause Baby, you’re all I need Come now, set me free Like a wildfire, like a wildfire Breathless, I can’t resist Melt with your scarlet kiss Like a wildfire, like a wildfire