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whorton's Status
Alright young lady...Hold it right there...You should not be flirting with me like that...I am old enough to be your father's younger drinking buddy...
Feb 12, 2020comment
And the vision that was planted in my brain...Still remains...
Feb 5, 2020comment
8 years today...Damn I need to get a life...
Jan 2, 2020comment
941 Achievement Points til next level...It just keeps getting worse...IJS...LOL...
Dec 29, 2019comment
Made It to 61...Level, not years...LOL...
Dec 29, 2019comment
Movin' on up...I now only need five achievement points to level up...
Dec 29, 2019comment
8 achievement points needed to level up...Any ideas are greatly appreciated...
Dec 29, 2019comment
Been gone a while...Here for the moment...How are all my little FU's???
Aug 28, 2018comment
Giddy up oom poppa omm poppa mow mow... Giddy up oom poppa omm poppa mow mow... My likes on fire...
Apr 3, 2017comment
You're the one that I like... Oo-oo-oo, honey... The one that I rate... Oo-oo-oo, honey... The one that I fan... Oo-oo-oo, the one I add... Oh, yes, indeed...
Apr 3, 2017comment
Going for the 3k like run...It is a like marathon like no other...Pun intended...
Apr 3, 2017comment
Doesn't anyone randomly go around Liking and Rating anymore...Still need 1200 more for the 3k lazy like achievement...
Mar 30, 2017comment
Oh oh yea yea... I like you more than I can say... I'll rate you twice as much tomorrow... Oh like you more than I can say...
Mar 29, 2017comment
3k lazy likes...1200 to go...Hit that like button...
Mar 29, 2017comment
Yesterday when I was young... The taste of life was sweet as rain upon my tongue.... I teased at life as if it were a foolish game... The way the evening breeze may tease a candle flame...
Mar 29, 2017comment
And all I can do is keep on telling you... I rate you, I like you... But-there ain't no way I'm ever gonna Fubar you... Now don't be sad... 'Cause two out of three ain't bad... Now don't be sad... 'Cause two out of three ain't bad...
Mar 28, 2017comment
O.K. Who has been viewing my profile...Likes and Rates for telling me who...
Mar 28, 2017comment
Some dirty rotten lo-down sneakers snuck on to my profile while I was away and "LIKED" me...If you know any of the culprits just let me know and I will reward you with "LIKES" and "RATES"...Signify these individuals by leaving anonymous "LIKES" on my page and I will figure out the rest...
Mar 28, 2017comment
I want you to like me... I need you to rate me... I'd love you to fan me... I'm beggin' you to poke me...
Mar 27, 2017comment
I need you like the flower needs the rain... You know I like you, guess I'll start it all again... You know I rate you like the winter needs the spring... You know I fan you, I FU you...
Mar 27, 2017comment
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