If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you? ;)

Sex is genetic, if your parents didn't have it, chances are neither will you....

When a man asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

in the process of moving will be fuMIA for a while

I’m an artist first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Happy Valentines day to all my fufriends!

cold, cold go away, come again and i'll break your face!!

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look too good either

I'm going out to look for myself, if you see me before i return, please tell myself to call me so i know where i am.

hmmm bored . . . and hungry . . . who wants to come cook for me :P

have a fabulous weekend fubuddies, show me some love and i'll send it back!

needin a gift, a big pimpin gift, can someone help me out?

i want our 50 deg weather back, screw the snow!

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF