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Somebody Elses Weirdo's Status
Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
Jul 5, 2010comment
I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
Apr 11, 2010comment
A hard on doesnt count as personal growth
Jan 16, 2010comment
I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Dec 27, 2009comment
I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable
Oct 18, 2009comment
A hard on doesn't count as personal growth
Sep 19, 2009comment
Friends dont let friends take home ugly men.
Sep 15, 2009comment
I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Aug 19, 2009comment
Whats a girl gotta do to get some attention around here?
Aug 13, 2009comment
Bored outta my mind!
Aug 13, 2009comment
I am my own #1 fan
Jun 28, 2009comment
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