finally back from nationals competition im the 2nd best gymnast in the nation hell yea!!!!!

lmfao skyping... guy to me: wil ur friend suck my dick... halie:if he buys me a plane ticket....me to halie:have u seen him (shows her the screen)... halie:ill just buy my own ticket!

my night...halie:hey lets go to the kitchen and make salade me: ok:) go to bowl eyes but forget water 45 mins later we did it!! umm halie rhats only one bowl.halie: damnit were outa ranch me: lets just cut open the bottle halie:genus!ranch all over the

hey guys i just downloaded kik if u have it hit me up my names gymnast51597:)

everyones got that one friend that u worry about..... me: halie your delusional halie: go tell that to my unicorn

"how drunk was i...?? you were in my cloest yelling wheres narnia, searching for nemo in my pool, u yelled at my cat why did u kill mufassa, u were making snow angels in the dirt"

boy: baby are u mad girl:no boy:baby are u mad girl: NO! boy:baby can i get a kiss girl: go kiss that ugly ho that liked ur status!

"ever looked at someone and thought....yep....they've got a person locked up in there basement"

"of course women dont work as hard as men we get it right the 1st time!".........."i have a date.... with my bed....were totally gona sleep together"

lmao best thing ever..."that awkward moment when im drunk and your still ugly" and "i just ran my first marathon this morning...just kidding im on my 3rd cupcake!"

i wish i had someone that reminded me everyday that boys had cooties instead of ppl letting me fall so deep i cant get out of the whole ive dug...

.....my leg was just humped by a dog....talk about an awko toco..

i got a turtle!!!! his names squishy!!!!! hes smaller than the palm of my hand!!

ever want ur life to be like a fairy tale....mines finally turning into one:)

lmao made ice cream with my preschoolers today....never again!! so hyper...

dumbass: can i have a naked pic of u me: lmfao no? dumbass: pretty plz? (puppy dog eyes) me: no fuck off dumbass: its bc ur chubby isnt it? me: who the fuck u think ur talken to? dumbass: ur chuby and u know it me: bitch u wish u could have a girl w

lmao that moment when ur upset and frustrated so ur best friend decides to tell u.... "pop it like a peguin" i love my girl!

with my girl doing shots haven fun be jealous!!!

we all have that one friend that calls u crying at night when u ask whats wrong her responce is.... "my fishs drowning!"

hope everyones having a wonderful day!!:)