The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off

At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52."

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE... Did you read: Spine, lither, ginger and subtext? Naughty Naughty.

GOOD NIGHT S.O.B'S

I'm boyfriend number 2'Cause the first one he don't really seem like he know what to do I'm boyfriend number 2 And I know you like it freaky so I'm gonna give it to you I'm boyfriend number 2Don't fuss, don't fight, don't argue' Cause second place always g

Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it

GETTING TIRED OF THE FRIENDS THAT WANT A HAND OUT NEED SOME NEW FRIENDS TO HANG WITH!

Can't wait to get my ass on land!! ;)

Dream as if you'll live forever, Live as if you'll die tomorrow