There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive.

Follow your heart. Just take your brain along too.

How can you BELIEVE if in the middle of the word is LIE?

Life is very short to wake up with regrets. So we should love the people who treat us right and should forget about the ones who don't.

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves.

Failing to prepare means you are preparing to fail.

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Chaim Witz and Stanley Harvey Eisen played with their band Wicked Lester before becoming________......what I love to do

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

A word to the wise isn't really necessary,...its the not so bright that need advise

Pappy Shallowbeanie! Wait wait wait. Happy Swalloweenie! Huh? Here we go..HAPPY HALLOWEEN

The person that said "It doesn't matter if you win or lose" probably lost.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!

I need fans! How is that achieved? More hot, more fans? Can you? Will you? Thank you?

Siss on you Pister, you're not so smuckin fart. Go in your own jack yard and back off.

Never over stay your welcome or you'll never be welcome to stay.

They dont say Hanes until I say they say Hanes.

True friends stab you in the front.

The person who said "It doesnt matter if you win or lose" obviously lost...