Don't take life so seriously. It's not like your going to get out alive.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. These are hard times.

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

Next time I'm alone and a stranger starts talking to me I'm going to look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me"?