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thirsty thirsty i am ! help a girl out my peeps!! A SET OF JUMPER CABLES WALK N2 A BAR, BARTENDER SAYS "DONT U 2 B STARTIN ANYTHING IN HERE!" thirsty thirsty this christmas eve~!! I PARKED N A HANDICAPPED SPOT A COP YELLS AT ME"HEY WHATS YOUR DISABILITY?!" I YELL BACK "TOURETTES! NOW FUCK OFF U CUNT!" HAPPINESS IS A WAY OF TRAVEL, NOT A DESTINATION **HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!** why is it that smart funny beautiful bitches like me always get fucked off by stupid low rent fools???? IF THE PILGRIMS WOULDA GAVE THE NATIVES A DONKEY INSTEAD OF A TURKEY WE'D ALL BE GETTIN A PIECE OF ASS TOMMORROW!!' A PRIEST, A MINISTER, AND A RABBI WALK INTO A BAR, THE BARTENDER GOES " WHAT, IS THIS A JOKE?!" ****WHATS ROUND AND BAD TEMPERED? A VICIOUS CIRCLE!**** ****YOU'VE ONLY GOT 3 CHOICES IN LIFE...GIVE UP, GIVE IN , OR GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT******** |
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