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sunshine n roses
Mar 28, 2010comment
thirsty thirsty i am ! help a girl out my peeps!!
Dec 29, 2009comment
A SET OF JUMPER CABLES WALK N2 A BAR, BARTENDER SAYS "DONT U 2 B STARTIN ANYTHING IN HERE!"
Dec 25, 2009comment
thirsty thirsty this christmas eve~!!
Dec 24, 2009comment
I PARKED N A HANDICAPPED SPOT A COP YELLS AT ME"HEY WHATS YOUR DISABILITY?!" I YELL BACK "TOURETTES! NOW FUCK OFF U CUNT!"
Dec 14, 2009comment
HAPPINESS IS A WAY OF TRAVEL, NOT A DESTINATION
Dec 9, 2009comment
needin some lovin
Dec 4, 2009comment
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!**
Dec 2, 2009comment
why is it that smart funny beautiful bitches like me always get fucked off by stupid low rent fools????
Nov 29, 2009comment
IF THE PILGRIMS WOULDA GAVE THE NATIVES A DONKEY INSTEAD OF A TURKEY WE'D ALL BE GETTIN A PIECE OF ASS TOMMORROW!!'
Nov 25, 2009comment
A PRIEST, A MINISTER, AND A RABBI WALK INTO A BAR, THE BARTENDER GOES " WHAT, IS THIS A JOKE?!"
Nov 20, 2009comment
CAN I GET A HOO RAH!!??
Nov 18, 2009comment
****WHATS ROUND AND BAD TEMPERED? A VICIOUS CIRCLE!****
Oct 29, 2009comment
****YOU'VE ONLY GOT 3 CHOICES IN LIFE...GIVE UP, GIVE IN , OR GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT********
Oct 23, 2009comment
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