The moment when that little voice in your head says : " Yep... I'm going to hell ".

Go and help out the super fantastic lady " Year of the Dragon " She's going for top 10 today :)

Ever notice that you never see me and superman together anywhere ?

Made the nice list for the 10th time . Not bad in 46 years

Super Hero and part time Porn Star

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding a girl down so she can't get away .

At this point I have decided to just punt on first down .

I've learned so much from my mistakes that I'm thinking of making a few more

Dear karma , I have a list of people you missed .

Are you happy now ?

How are people ever gonna know we're in love if you scream every time I uncover your mouth .

I've been thinking about the dangers of drinking . I've decided to stop thinking .

Happy Festivus

Happy Festavis

Always run away from temptation . But slowly so it can catch up to you .

Reality continues to ruin my life :/

In the beginning there was nothing ...which exploded .

I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time . I think I have forgotten this before ...

Some people never go crazy . What truly boring lives they must lead .

Ever notice how "what the Hell ! " is always the right answer ?