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It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.”
Jan 25, 2023comment
Time to go handle business in San Fran !!!
Jan 17, 2023comment
Hard work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but bad guys do !!!
Aug 13, 2022comment
First of all, I am ok. I was a little shaken up this morning as I was robbed at a gas station in Tampa. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the police. They were quick to respond and calmed me down. My money is all gone. The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said yes...I knew exactly who did it....It was pump #7...
Mar 25, 2022comment
It's been a minute or two !!!
Sep 6, 2021comment
And it's back to work..
Jan 6, 2020comment
I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Dec 17, 2019comment
I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year !!! I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Dec 17, 2019comment
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Not all this 'how'd you get into my house' business.......Jeeze.
Apr 4, 2019comment
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
Feb 18, 2019comment
My goal for 2019 is to accomplish goals of 2018, which I should have done in 2017, because I promised them in 2016 and planned them in 2015.
Jan 9, 2019comment
The New Year countdown begins !!!
Dec 27, 2018comment
Well, Christmas is almost here.
Nov 27, 2018comment
Have a happy Thanksgiving holiday everyone, enjoy the time off.
Nov 16, 2018comment
PO-TA-TOES..Boil em' Mash em' Stick em' in a stew !!!!
Apr 21, 2018comment
Oh Yeah,Friday is here !!!
Apr 20, 2018comment
"A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him."
Apr 19, 2018comment
My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where even I don't know if I am kidding or not !!! True Story !!!
Mar 29, 2018comment
Lately, I've seen so many people talking shit, I don't know whether to offer them a breath mint or toilet paper.
Mar 27, 2018comment
Time to make the donuts !!!
Mar 27, 2018comment
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