Don't become so preoccupied with your destination that your forget to enjoy the journey!

I’m really disappointed in my new phone. It promised me more bars in more places… but all I see are the same old bars and the same old drunks. ⊙_☉

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. And Jack Daniels helps you not remember any of that crap. ヅ

I think the Whole World should just have a Drink...problems solved.

I have figured out my blood type: Jack Daniels positive ヅ

Note to self…candles DO NOT taste like they smell!

I'm a very responsible person…when something goes wrong, I'm usually held responsible! ⊙.☉

I’m a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet and innocent, people that do know me wish I was. ;)

I figured I’m at the perfect age… somewhere between old enough to know better and young enough not to care 【ツ】

Fate is destiny to follow, hold on and never give up... Just enjoy the good times life can bring. :)

We are young only once... after that we need some other excuse. ⊙_☉

I’m not crazy for talking to myself… not even crazy for answering myself… but when I have to repeat what I said because I wasn't paying attention... even I start to wonder! ヅ

I wonder what the blood alcohol level is of all these mosquitoes that keep biting me? ⊙_☉

I would like the summer value meal….it comes with a lake, a boat and a side order of margarita! ヅ

The voices might be only in my head, but I have to admit… they have some pretty good ideas. 【ツ】

"God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. " --Ed McMahon

A man's got to believe in something... I believe I'll have another drink. (W.C.Fields) ⊙.☉

I feel sorry for people who don't drink…. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day! ヅ

Two things to remember;(1) Don't sweat the petty things, and (2) Don't pet the sweaty things! ヅ