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CornfedHusker's Status
I think it's funny how people on here say I want this or I want that. Here's a solution, just like in REAL life go buy it yourself!!!!!!
Aug 30, 2016comment
Ummmm, judging by some of the names on here I'm guessing some people DONT own a mirror!!!
Jul 1, 2016comment
If I'm on here it usually means I'm BORED!! Hit me up if ya want
Jun 16, 2016comment
if I'm on here it usually means in BORED!! Hit me up if ya want
Jun 16, 2016comment
A good friend will bail you out of jail but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying DAMN that was fun!!!
Apr 7, 2016comment
HA you have to love the fake profiles on here where it says to text a number. I wonder how many dumbass men on here ACTUALLY text it?
Jan 26, 2016comment
Ladies, if you can grow a better mustache than I can you probably shouldn't be taking closeup pics of your face!! Just sayin.......
Nov 11, 2015comment
Got my other half sleeve started yesterday, only 8 more hours to go! LOL
Nov 10, 2015comment
ummm, do you REALLY need almost 10k pics on here?
Oct 30, 2015comment
Its funny as hell when someone has you blocked but have never talked with them but only have "liked" and "rated". Whats even MORE funny is when someone has you blocked but STILL like and rate you!!!
Sep 25, 2015comment
Need one more profile comment from a "green name", any takers? :)
Sep 24, 2015comment
Wearing Crocs is like being blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you are gay!
Sep 3, 2015comment
I guess I don't get the point of the "duck lip" pics, do you REALLY think it makes you look good? LOL
Aug 24, 2015comment
HA I guess I need ability points to level, too bad I don't even know what the hell they are!!!
Aug 12, 2015comment
Will be in Chicago a week from today, lets see if they have enough beers for us!! Hit a couple Cubs games and a TON of bar time!
Jul 30, 2015comment
Some of you REALLY need to rethink your names on here! Beginning to wonder if some of you even own a mirror!!!!!
Jul 19, 2015comment
If an illegal immigrant fights a child molester, would it be called Alien vs. Predator...........?
May 7, 2015comment
HMMMM, do guys on here REALLY pay to see pics? Get out of here with that shit, I can pull way better ones off the internet for free! HAHAHA
Apr 22, 2015comment
LOL I think its funny that I get blocked by someone that I have NEVER even chatted with!! Im REALLY not that bad of a guy, I guess they are mad I wouldn't help them out for begging! HAHAHA
Apr 6, 2015comment
HA, some of the guys that feel the need to show their junk on video here make me feel like John Holmes!!! SUCH a confidence booster! LOL
Mar 6, 2015comment
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