Over 16,552,823 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested.
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantl
I don’t like people who can’t make fun of themselves. It just makes more work for me
All I ask is you wait till after St Patty's day if you are planning my intervention
If you've never walked around your house looking for your phone only to realize it was in your hand, you are obviously not me
With the Lottery being $400,000,000
oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!
I was so pissed at my parents when I found out Santa wasn't real, I stormed out of the house, got in my car and just drove and drove.
Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?
Save your little napkin, bartender. I don't plan on having this drink long enough to set it down.
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