Well, to be perfectly up front, I AM CLASSY. Don't talk to me like I'm some skeezball that is here to help you with some jerk fantasy. I AM A LADY, and the minute you assume otherwise in talking to me, you have overstepped. I'm here to chat... I'm here to drink and kill time... if you send a shoutout to me about a part of my anatomy that is not my brain or eyes, you will likely NOT get a response from me. In other words, don't waste your time or mine.

I will be completely honest with you... brutally so. That's my policy. Ask me any question, and I will answer it without stating a lie. You may not get the full story, but that's because you don't need it. I don't hide things and I don't candy coat shit. I operate on a take it or leave it basis when it comes to expecting mutual respect from anyone I associate with. I refuse to play games or feel like I'm rude for asking things I want to know, or telling people my honest opinion. I have less friends than I used to, but the ones I have are tried and true... all the others were pussies. :)
I'm a mommy first, and a friend second... but I'm an unbearable c*nt, third. I do pretty much whatever I want to do, and I do it on my own terms. If I don't like you, you will know it. I don't like to lie or mislead people, nor do I enjoy being lied to and mislead... however, I don't claim to be flawless because I f*ck up more than I care to admit, and I'm an expert at half-truths... especially in moments of convenience.
Do not message me with stupid shyt like "Hey, sexy. Do you wanna get together sometime!?" No. I don't. I'm not, nor will I ever be, desperate enough to look for d*ck on the internet. If you're desperate enough to ask that question of a random chick online, you are not up to the already miserably low standards I set for guys I date.
Don't spam me. If you are a business, comedian, or musician and if you are added by me [[which is rare]], do not shamelessly whore yourself out in my comments or I will delete you.

Beyond that, I'm just here... and bored... so hit me up! :)