a man standing with his boss on a slow day decided to play a prank on his wife well the man got on one phone listening in but remained silent as his boss called his wife... the lady answered and the bossman said hi, is this mrs smith and the lady replied yes well the bossman explained to her that although her husband does a great job, his numbers are up and even sales has increased bur they still have to let him go... the woman gasp! why? if he is doing such a good job... the boss replied well i dont want to go into any details but we caught him in his office with his secretary on the desk. the woman yelled omg that bastard omg he will find his shit on the porch when he gets home... the boss says im sorry to tell you this mam.. then she replies well now i dont feel so guilty about fucking his brother!